Report by Shalewa
NIGERIANS love for all things big have never been in doubt.
Total curves botcho, yodi pills are all a testament to the fact that even our young Nigerian ladies want to claim ownership to big things… i mean BIG.
The cosmetic industry especially the foreign based, have been making a killing flogging their products on the Ngerian market and ar still making lucrative profit.
But can we ask;
- How many of these products actually work ?
- How many of these products are SAFE ?
- How many of them will not give you a future MEDICAL PROBLEMS in future ?
Pharmacity asked me and my friends in Lagos and Portharcourt these questions before embarking on bringing in their latest product BIG BAD CURVES B.B.C HIP AND BOOTY CREAM.
They needed some lab rats to test the cream on and most of us (including myself)
However Rita and Morenike volunteered their bodies to have the a trial of the cream. They got 2 jars each.
Im now pleased to say we have RESULTS from one of the girls. Rita has disappeared with the cream but we hope she will come out and share her results.
MORENIKE on the other hand, was so cooperative with the Pharmacity people and was DELIGHTED to share her before and after photos with all of us.
MORENIKE also noted; <b> “The BBC Cream will actually work on any fleshy part of the body. I used some on my thighs laps, and the back of my legs and even a little on my bust too..the result is simply amazing ! ” </b>
When I asked Pharmacity about the effects o BBC Cream , they told me most of The ingredients..fennel seed, licorice, wild yam, fenugreek, dong Quai etc have ANABOLIC effects on human tissues. They also added that there is nothing unusual about the ingredients of BBC cream except that it is blended and combined with a secret proprietary ingredient.
Anyway, enough of the technical talking . Let’s get to the koko..
ULTIMA Breast enlargement cream in Nigeria
Big Breasts, Sagging breasts, Small breasts, No breasts, D cups , A cups, F cups…
There’s not a day that goes by in Nigeria without some people talking about breasts.
Why are breasts so important to Women and Men at the same time ?
Well these are a few reasons;
– Breasts are gender specific
– Condition of a woman’s Breasts express her health and well being
– They express fertility
– Breasts can come in different shapes and sizes
– Breast Nourish infants
– Breasts can be firm or they can sag
– Clothes cannot conceal the outline of a pair of good breast
– Men like to see them and play with them
– Breasts can produce “Milk”
– Good breasts are a source of pride in a woman
Having read all that, its no surprise that people everywhere want good looking bosoms or at least want to OWN a good pair of bosoms.
Some women undergo painful, expensive surgery to get a good bust and if the surgeon is incompetent – they die in the process.
Some women have had their breasts removed after these surgeries due to complications.
BUY THE ULTIMA BREAST GROWTH FORMULA IN NIGERIA
Be Amazed by breast growth after 4 weeks
No pain, no knives, no doctors..
Enlarge and firm your breasts painlessly and effortlessly in the privacy of your own home.
Simply apply twice daily. Rub in a round circular motion in the mornings and again at night. Growth begins to show after only 5 days !
Ultima breast growth formula is 100% Natural. No harmful chemicals, like steroid or carcinogen like substance.
ULTIMA breast growth formula, isn’t just a cream – its Joy in a bottle, a woman’s pride and joy !
Why not get yours today ?
Don’t be left out !
WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT FROM MACA ?
You can buy all kinds of pills from about 950 online retailers in Nigeria for butt and hip enlargement.
Just google them, they are there.
But do you just want to buy Maca or do you want RESULTS ?
Did you know you are unique and your body will only respond to a correct dose of Maca ?
Yes, depending on how tall/short or fat/thin you are, your body requires the right dosage of Maca at the right time.
Its not just about getting Maca,
Its about getting results !
Get results, call 08188375728 to order
Growth Hormone stimulates protein
synthesis and increases metabolism to provide the energy necessary for tissue growth.
This Growth Hormone activator is useful for those who are;
– Trying to increase height or grow taller
– Body builders working to increase muscle size
– Athletes in training
– Recovering from recent illness
– Health conscious and live an active life
– Trying to reduce stress
– Trying to get a good night’s sleep
HOW TO USE
Take 2 scoops, in water or other beverage 30 minutes before bedtime.
ORDER, call Pharmacity 08188375728
Skinny girls, you can now look curvier and gain weight at the same time using this powerful estrogen packed, protein dense BIG BAD CURVES (BBC) Cream.
FORGET BOTCHO, GET BIG BAD CURVES.
This product CANNOT be used by men. BBC Cream contains naturally occuring Phytoestrogens.This is very powerful for getting from skinny to curvy. We recommend this for ‘lepa’ sized women.You can also combine B.B.C CREAM with maca for bigger hips and butt. Or combine with Amino 6000 for Overall weight gain.
NO hard to use pumps
NO painful hanging weights
NO costly prescriptions
Would you like to Increase the length and girth of your penis v
– Improve your sexual performance and stamina
– Increase the hardness of your erections
– Promote longer lasting erections
– Correct mild erectile dysfunction
– Increase your sex drive
– Enjoy greater satisfaction with your sex life
One of the most common misconceptions about the penis is that it is a muscle, if that were so you could increase penis size through exercise.
The simple truth is the penis is not a muscle but a complex organ consisting of tissues that expand and contract depending on blood flow during arousal.
The penis consists of multiple arteries that feed into the erectile tissue. The erectile tissue is divided intochambers that are the termination point of the penile arteries called corpra cavernosa, producing an erection.
One determinant of erection size is the volume of blood flow into the erectile chambers.
By using our all-natural virility product you can expect to experience 4 major physiological changes.
An increase in penis length, girth, and vascularity, a harder and longer lasting erection, increased sex drive, long ejaculation times and larger ejaculation volume.
– Most men who have troubles or difficulty with sexual performance, specifically loss of erection firmness, won’t speak openly to their wives, girlfriends etc – let alone their doctor.
– Most men would rather “tough-it-up” and try to “figure-it-out” by themselves
– Men have been told that penis size does not mater – Erectile Dysfunction(ED) affects 1/3 of men
regardless of age or race.
– The average penis size is 6” according to the Kinsey Study. – Prostate cancer is the most common
cancer in the world.
– 90% of men are unhappy with their current penis length and ability.
– Most men are interested in enlarging their penis.
– Most men currently believe the only way to really develop a large penis is to use a penis pump, penis traction, weight device, or under go phallo-plasty.
QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
How do X-tend capsules work?
This botanical formula is made of 100% natural herbs combined to add size to your penis.
When you get aroused, your brain releases a hormone and tells your body to send blood to your penis.
This engorges the Spongiosum and Cavernosa and stimulates pleasure receptors, this is called an erection.
Your penis is a full of spongy tissue which absorbs increased amounts of blood and expands causingan erection.
Our capsules stimulate these cells in a manner akin to bodybulding, and builds new layersof cells onto the old ones.
While you sleep your penis’s stressed cells repair, strengthen, grow back larger and stronger.
Are there any side effects?
No, X-tend is 100% herbal and has no side effects.
Will I keep growing if I keep taking X-tend?
Not necessarily. Three months is the ideal period to grow and enlarge the penis. However, in some case it may take longer which could be due to high cholesterol, diabetes, heart problems or stress.
How much can I grow?
It is only possible to increase the size of the girth and length by up to 60% of your present size. Once it
has obtained its maximum growth it will not grow any further.
What happens if I don’t complete the course?
Like any course that is not completed the results are likely to be far less and even to reverse any growth made.
Can I have sex whilst on the course?
The more erections obtained the quicker and better the results.
Does age have anything to do with the results?
Most men reach their peak at around 18 years old and then from there it is a slow decline. X-tend is
Formulated to help those with declining libidos and weak erections to increase their size, strength and performance.
How many capsules should I take?
Two capsules twice a day after food, preferably morning and night.
How long will it take to get results?
Results should begin from week two where the first changes in thickening and longer lasting erection occurs.
From week four to eight you will be amazed at the changes, this is when the main growth occurs.
Week nine onwards improves the strength and you can enjoy long lasting, firm erections
Hello and good day,
I got your contact from a friend in Aba. I’m told your organisation have a permanent solution to the stomach ulcer I have been treating for over 8 years now.
My friends brother also used you product recently to cure his ulcer several months ago and the problem has not returned since then.
I’ve had this ulcer many years, its very painful in the morning before I have my first meal of the day. When I get hungry later on in the day the pain comes back.
I can’t eat peppery foods, spices drink coffee and certain fried or smoked foods like suya. In fact I’m very thin despite the fact I’ve tried hard to put on some weight. I believe if this ulcer is cured I might be able to fatten up.
Please help me, as this ulcer has taken over my life and finances because of the numerous drugs I need to buy which DO NOT actually cure but help manage it.
Please help, this ulcer is robbing me enjoyment and health in my life.
The name of the product is called Silver Biotics a brand of polyvalent silver solution made in the USA.
Rita , peptic ulcer is not just an energy sapping, money draining and painful condition, it could also be life threatening. When a chronic and severe ulcer becomes perforated, it is a surgical emergency.
Your doctor can prescribe several medicines to help in the management of your peptic ulcer. Drugs that can reduce the secretion or neutralise the prescence of hydrochloric acid.
Such drugs can reduce the symptoms but are not a cure.
Peptic ulcers that do not heal are infected with a bacteria. Once you kill that bacteria in the ulcer, your body’s natural healing process takes over and closes up the ulcer.
The bacteria in peptic ulcers is H pylori. If you kill H pylori, your ulcer will heal – for good.
You must however make sure you do not go back to what caused your ulcer in the first place eg. Stress, fasting, cigarettes, alcohol, excessive use of pain killers, excessive fasting etc.
Silver biotics is known to kill H pylori and host of other pathogenic organism.
Many Nigerians have used this to CURE their ulcers, not just reduce symptoms, we mean stop the ulcer forever.
Please make your order by calling us Pharmacity on 08188375728 business hours Mon-Fri.
Clinical tests have shown raspberry ketone effective in managing appetite and increasing body metabolism to aid in fat-burning.
Customer: ” I’ve done everything I can to stop my breasts from sagging”, I’ve read blogs, I’ve followed tips, I stopped smoking, I got a new set of bras, I even denied my child breastfeeding and kept my body weight steady….”
Pharmacity: ” No, you haven’t, you haven’t tried ULTIMA
BREAST SERUM BY ULTIMA
THIS BREAST SERUM is for you,If you have
* Breasts that sagging as a result of cigarette smoking
* Sagging Breasts
* Flat Breasts
* Small breasts
* Unevenly shaped breasts
* Wrinkled looking Breasts
* Shrinking Breast
ULTIMA BREAST GROWTH SERUM, GIVE YOUR BREASTS A LIFT WITHOUT SURGERY
Vollufine, Laminaria algae extract, acacia collagen to fill up the breast tissue, Hyaluronic Acid for , Cantella, Caffeine for skin rejuvenation,
WHAT YOU GET
* Improved Bust Appearance
* More Youthful Looking
* Lifted Breasts compared to hanging. ones
* Rounder Breast Appearance
* Fuller feeling Breast
ULTIMA GROWTH available at Pharmacity 08188375728 – Order Now OPENING HOURS 8AM – 5PM
You’re too shy to smile in that photo..
All that chocolate, red oil stew, tea, coffee, cigarette and lack of Brushing regularly have made your teeth yellow, brown and black over the years.
Even when you bought that special toothpaste and started brushing 3 times a day still no change.
You too scared to see a dentist ? Or you find them just too expensive ?
Why not try PLUS WHITE 5 Minute Bleach Whitening Gel ?
This is NOT toothpaste Plus white is a ONE STEP BLEACHING GEL, its fast, easy and enamel friendly.
Contains the same active ingredient used professionally by dentists to lift away stains.
You notice the difference right from the very first use !
DIRECTIONS you could use either a toothbrush or cotton swab to apply Plus White Gel to the surfaces of your teeth and leave it on. Now brush with regular toothpaste as normal and rinse out.
Allow 15-20 minutes for badly stained yellow teeth.
For Best Results: use twice daily for two weeks. You can also top up your whitening from time to time after you achieve your desired level.
Call Pharmacity 08188375728 to order NOW (8.30am-5.30pm)
Here are a few URBAN nomenclature relating to female breast size ;
EMPTY BRA SYNDROME
You wear a padded, wired size C bra over size A breasts.
ITALIAN PACKAGING You have a good sized pair but they have lost their bounce, perkiness and elasticity. So what do you do ? You stuff them into and under-sized push-up bra ! You look good on the street but in the bedroom, its kind of uhggghh !
CHEST SLIPPERS Due to childbirth, breast-feeding, medical problems, surgical procedures (abortions) or general abuse, the breast have lost all fat tissue and milk producing glands have undergone shrinkage.
The end result, flat slipper-like flip flop breasts. The only thing left to do is resort to italian packaging, or is it ?
“I DONT CARE” MODE
You have small breasts the size of pencil erasers but you couldn’t be bothered. So you leave the house without a bra.
You can also decide to use BREAST SUCCESS breast enlarging pills.
Works in just a few weeks.
Made from all natural plant ingredients, fenugreek, mexican wild yam, damiana, black cohosh, Dong Quai, avena sativa etc
This all natural breast enlargement formula has been specifically designed to increase breast size in women safely and effectively.
It works by stimulating hormones
that promote an increase in breast
size. Perfect for women looking to increase their breast size without expensive or risky surgeries!
To Order BREAST SUCCESS call City Drugs – 08188375728 Mon-Fri , 8.30am-5pm
Before we continue, can you answer the following;::::;
* Are you a smoker ?
* Is your Manhood Shrinking ?
* Over masturbation ?
* Dead Manhood ?
* Curved Manhood ?
* Injured Joystick
* Small size ?
* Tiny length ?
* Tiny width ?
* Hate swallowing enlargement pills ?
* Are you taking XTEND PILLS and want DOUBLE RESULTS ?
If any of your answers is YES then SIZE RX CREAM is for you !
Directions for use
For HUGE results , you only need to use MAN XL male development CREAM 3 Times a week !
Just apply and massage evenly on your manhood for a few minutes !
MAN XL male development CREAM give you nothing but lasting results ! Doesn’t matter 1 year, 2 years or 5 years down the line, your thickness and length gains remain the same !
Apart from its secret proprietary Blend, MAN XL male enlargement CREAM is packed with the following power pack nutrients to build-up your size Effortlessly…
Alanine, leucine, L-arginine, isoleucine, cysteine, glutamic acid, Valine, lysine, proline, serine, emu oil, calcium, iron etc
Duration of usage
One Jar of MAN XL CREAM lasts 6-8 weeks.
None whatsoever. Safe for All ! Nobody is left out of MAN XL CREAMs benefits.
Country of Origin
To Order Call City Drugs 08188375728.
What’s in a big butt, big ass, big hips, huge bakassi, saddle butt etc ?
I DONT KNOW , they’re only mounds of flesh (or fat) sticking out of a persons behind. In most cases, a woman’s behind.
What we seem to find so intriguing is the preoccupation of the Nigerian mind with BIG HIPS and BUTT. I mean both male and female minds !
Men love staring at them, women dream of rocking a big pair of cheeks inside some tight jeans.
They want to be at the centre, connoisseur of all eyes !
Snoop Lion and Wande Coal sang about them, more than once… P Square and Wiz kid never fail to mention to SHAKE IT in their lyrics. Wale Adenuga even named his weekly 80s magazine (ikebe super) after the big African Butt.
What’s so special about a big killer size BUTT ?? Well like Omawumi said, “Na who I go ask ?” You Nigerian men and women know a whole lot better than we do.
But what we realise is nobody wants to be an outsider in the Big hips and Butt Premiership League. You either want to own a big one if you’re a woman and if you’re a man you want access to one. Lolz !
But vanity and jokes apart, there are people who suffer from serious psychological and self esteem issues
For having a little butt or Frying pan backside.
Some women are as straight as the letter “I” and they’re not loving it. They could really wish for some nice curves.
That’s why City Drugs is bringing MACA ROOT to you.
Maca root corrects flaws in a womens physique by regulating adequate hormone secretion and fat distribution. Infact a lot of the expensive pills and creams on the market are actually maca root with Nice fancy names.
We bring you the South-American herb that made the brazillian bikini butt famous – MACA ROOT.
After 3 weeks of testing Maca Root with 16 Nigerian girls from a higher institution in Lagos; we bring you some of their comments :
Thanks for the samples of Maca, I didn’t put on weight as I feared but I’m happy to announce this product is a winner. Loving my new shape, I love the comments I get ! – Dammy Afolabi,
I’ve tried it, but I won’t finish the pack because I’m a shy person…the results were so fast. I don’t really need this big buttocks. Help ! – Mary Ifidon
City Drugs my room mates are begging for discount on this maca root. They love what its doing to me. Let me be your agent and earn some cash pleasee. – Ada Okeke
My skin is brand new no more big tummy and also nice hips, my fiancee has made some nice compliments – for once. Thanks so much ! – Aisha Peters
Really I participated because of my older sister who has no butt, she likes the efficacy. She’s coming to pick up more – Lucy Iriogbe
So Maca is the secret. I’ve heard so much about it while growing up. This stuff is a girls best friend. Don’t publish my bb pin – Toyin Marquis
I used some butt cream(name withheld) a while back with no results but MACA ROOT is doing the job. I’m grateful – Sandra Chukwu
Call for your Bigger Juicer Butt 08188375728 NOW
Everyone seems to want gain weight these days, from wives, to students to single bachelors. You want to get compliments from friends like “wetin you don dey chop” or those ” oti jeun soke” comments.
As Lady, you want to look healthy, curvy, filled-out and fresh. Guys want to increase their size, enhance their presence, and look well-fed in general when they walk into the room. Weight gain or being substantial in weight is considered a sign of prosperity in this part of the world.
Let’s face it, unless you’re a highly-paid run-way supermodel or MBGN, that lepacious look isn’t going to cut it with the locals. Will it ?
Cypron or Cyproheptadine is not a nutrient, it should be used together with a balanced high-calorie and protein diet.
Skinny people are thin because they have a Low Nitrogen Balance.
They can only gain body weight by reversing the trend and going into POSITIVE Nitrogen balance.
You need the building blocks of protein to increase your BODY MASS. Where can you get theses building blocks ?
AMINO ACIDS are the key to being in positive nitrogen balance. BRANCHED CHAIN Amino Acids are essential for your body to make more cells and hence more body tissue and protein.
AMINO 6000 is a complete formula containing all the above – a highly potent, absorbable and bio-available micronised amino acid supplement.
The molecules easily absorbed due to the micronised delivery technology employed in its manufacture.
This means less wastage, all the benefits are fully absorbed by the body and do not escape through urine or feces.
Weight gain with CYPRIGOLD is ensured.
Get yours from City Drugs call 08188375728 to order.
How to treat a resistant infection with silver
Silver biotics may or may not be used with an antbiotic.
Take a teaspoon 5ml of Silver Biotics in the
morning an hour before breakfast on an empty
Take a teaspoon of Silver Biotics mix into
water and drink thrice daily before breakfast,
lunch and supper.
REPEAT THIS for 6-8 weeks and confirm eradication of the infection in the lab.
Silver Biotics have 2 modes of action:
1. Killing the pathogen causing infection
2. Repair and boost of the immune system.
This is why infections treated via this method
DO NOT return.
Call 08188375728 to get your bottles
I’m a student of UNI ABUJA and you may be wondering why I’m sharing my personal story and intimate pictures
Well, I am doing this because
1. City drugs have given me full permission along with a 80% discount on my next 5 orders from them.
2. They (city drugs) gave me a cash sum to publish my pictures on their blog.
3. I’m never shy about telling the truth good or bad about anything or anyone. You girls out there should know the truth.
First of all, I will start with
I called the sales line on 08188375728 and a rather serious sounding man answered. Not too friendly voice but I went ahead. In the end I collected the payment bank details and made a payment. They confirmed my transfer in about 15 mins afterwards.
And I sent my home address (Abuja). I was told to expect it by noon the following day.
I had to call them after 12pm the next day to tell them I haven’t seen my order. The same voice as before sounding bored with my call told me to hold on they sent it yesterday. And not to panic.
After I dropped the call like magic my gate shouted my name saying there’s a FedEx delivery bike at the gate and they want my signature.
Wow ! I was impressed with that. So genuine online biz still thrives in Nigeria. That’s good!
Okay so I opened the private FedEx package and saw the white and pink ULTIMA cream jar. I opened it also, the stuff was kind of oily and it looked very HERBAL with a fruity smell like strawberry sweets.
As for instructions, it really didn’t say much but I remember I was told to call for further clarification , so i did .
This time the guy was alot friendlier than previously. He said apply twice daily after bathing and before bed. Very cool and easy, I thought .
Not much on the first two days but on the third day I started feeling a tingling sensation on my breast.
Woke up with heavy feeling on my chest and rushed to the mirror to check. I saw some development around the centre part of both boobs. I quickly took my bath and applied more cream in circular movement on my breasts and went out to class.
I was really excited during lectures cause I just kept feeling unusual sensations under my bra the whole day. That’s a good sign I believed that the cream was doing its Job.
Over a week now and my boo is asking me what is happening to my chest. That it looks bigger and softer…Of course he can never know my secret.
I call Pharmacity again as they instructed to give them a feedback, they said just continue.
Mumsie is now staring at my breast and also my younger brother. I don’t want any stress so I wear loose fitting tops in the house.
I lock myself in the room and strip and GOSH ! I almost faint from surprise.
My hand cannot hold one breast anymore. I was able to do that a month ago. TBH I have small hands but this is a clear sign the ultima is working.
About 3 weeks into ULTIMA and I’m now doing ambassador for free for City drugs . 8 of my friends in school make orders for ULTIMA because the tiny boobs girl is now grown a beautiful bust line. City drugs refuse to give me any commission for my referral…not fair
The cream is almost gone. I’m sooo Happpppyyyyy !
I have a little ache in my back from the weight in front but they said my body will adjust to the new size in about 2 weeks.
Lemme show you the PROOF of what I’m talking about. Photos below..