Read the story sent to us by BABS from Lagos:
How’s business and everything going ?
I know you are pharmacy that deal in male enhancement drugs, which I think is fine but I never considered myself a candidate for your kind of treatment. I mean I’m a pretty confident guy, upwardly mobile with a great job with great salary and bonuses.
I’m tall , handsome and with all the attention I get from the opposite sex
I’d say I’m very much a Ladies Man. I’m single and make sure I use my time for enjoyment with the ladies to the fullest.
I’m the kind of guy that gets a thank you card after a night with a cutie. I mean for real !
I do a good job in the bedroom and they really do appreciate it afterwards.
This has been the usual trend till I met this really hot and sophisticated lady at a conference in Portharcourt last month.
We spent half the time flirting, exchanging glances, and eventually I got her pin and phone numbers. We had lunch together twice and a lot of raunchy chats on BBM in the evenings that really turned me on.
I practically begged to visit her in her hotel room which was one floor above mine. But she said she wouldn’t mix business with pleasure and we can do all the do-ables at her place when we get back to Lagos.
So guys, I had to wait 2 more days till the conference was over before she gave me her address in Lagos. We fixed the show-down for Friday night.
I zoomed over to her crib in 1004, went out for Sea food, then back again to her place.
There was a power outage so it all went down in the dark. I was busy making noises like a small boy but the babe was silent like nothing was happening. After about an hour, we crashed till the next morning.
I woke up and went to her bathroom for a shower, after a while she came and stuck her head thru the door.
“What’s that ?” She said.
“What ?” I replied.
She went again “Is that your d*** ?”
Thinking she was fooling around, I just laughed it off and continued with my shower.
I got home a few hours later went to watch EPL with my boys. I still wanted some action with this hot chick so I called her line…there was no answer, I tried a few more times then it went busy ! Why was she rejecting my calls ?
After many other attempts to reach her I got a text message from her reading..“Do something about the size of your d***, it not even average. I’m at a friends place, don’t call me, I will call you later.”
I’ve not heard from her since then. I mean this ungrateful witch has shot my ego down. NO WOMAN has ever done this to me before, never.
The only thing I put this down to is the GREED of some women in this country nowadays. Or what else ?
I believe I’m well endowed and I’ve been told by some of these women, so why all this ?
Guys, you people have to help me from this kind of thing happening again. Can you offer me something to boost me up. I don’t believe I’m asking for this but I can’t afford my ego to bruised like this again.
From BABS – Opebi, Lagos.